My Daddy P M

Hi all the below article is totally a product of my dysfunctional humor please dont feel bad about any part of it

 
Yesterday, Dad announced his candidacy for Prime minister( for a few minutes forget that he has not even stood for his school leadership elections). Today, he is on the phone, lining up his cabinet. Dad is the type of guy who believes in being prepared. By picking his cabinet before he hits the campaign trail, he’ll be ready when he’s elected. This way, Dad can step in immediately, forgoing the usual six-month casting couch period needed by professional politicians. Here’s Dad’s planned cabinet:

Deputy Prime Minister: Dad’s best bud, Gundanna uncle, has long been retired and seems bored by it, he will serve as Deputy Prime Minister. Dad thinks Gundanna uncle will make a great DPM as he and Dad share the same beliefs; plus, by being DPM, Gundanna uncle will have plenty of time to play free cell and Solitaire. And can also have an excuse to miss yoga.

National Security Advisor: Upon election, Dad will immediately pardon Veerappan; thereby enabling Veerappan to possess his guns in the Parliament Veerappan will then be appointed National Security Advisor. Dad believes Veerappan’s moustache will be an asset to us all and scare away Pervez musharraf ‘s tiny moustache, Heh Heh!!!

Secretary of Defense: Dad will ask Jayalalitha and Karunanidhi to “fight” for this position in an “Indo-Pak war” scenario. This will be “winner take all”. The loser will be awarded some inconsequential position, such as “Ministry for women’s welfare” or an Ambassadorship in Lithuania.

Secretary of Treasury: Ramanan, for people who know him or even have heard about him know that he’d be able to handle our national debt without difficulty.

Ambassador to United Kingdom: The best choice for this position is Usha Aunty partly for the fact that she’s already there; naming her grand daughter by now, I think.

Minister of Education: The comedian, Jaggesh, from Karnataka will institute a “How to Speak pronounce Aooooooooooo in government schools and writing dirty dialogues in secondary schools will be a compulsory elective any how science and math’s are getting complicated with all this CET row.

Minister of Commerce: Deve gowda, any explanation needed?.  Minister of Style & Good Taste: some guy who sells dad all those”madi panche”in malleshwaram. I’m sure he won’t have any difficulty taking a leave of absence.

Minister for IT: Laloo Prasad Yadav, who else can design earthen laptops computers with biodegradable chips which can be handed at 4 times the cost of current ones still being totally useless for all purposes and all software have to be written in Bihari uphcourse

Ambassador to China: Mrs Rathna Gundanna, well she’s already planning to go there so why not on government money

Hey we haven’t concluded all the positions and I’m the one heading the casting couch this time and waiting to rake in the moolah, so drop by with a Swiss account or two for me, will you…

And hey dad sorry about this I’m going to be the Opposition party leader ably assisted with Murali ……………Just for the heck of it….

 
See you in parliament and hey don’t bother about building that house your next house is waiting for you, and in case you did'nt know your new address is 

S.Nagarajan
# 10, Janpath,
 New Delhi 110001