Memo from Osama Bin Laden

Hi all,
Long time no read huh?
for the people who dont understand the context ,
I actually wrote a small piece of my ramblings about Veerappan and the next day veerappan was killed so going by my hopes on my own destructive ability,here i present the memo of Osama bin laden to his cavemates





Memo to: Cavemates
From: Osama Bin Laden
Al Qaeda
Cave Head Quarters
Same where deep in the valley b/w Afghan and Pak border


Hi guys.
We've all been putting in long hours but we've really come together as a group and I love that. Big thanks to Omar for putting up the poster that says "There is no "I" in Al Qaeda" as well as the one that says "Hang In There!" That goddamn cat is hilarious! However, while we are fighting a jihad, we can't forget to take care of the cave. And frankly I have a few concerns:

First of all, while it's good to be concerned about cruise missiles, we should be even more concerned about the scorpions in our cave. Hey, you don't want to be stung and neither do I so we need to sweep the cave daily. I've posted a sign up sheet near the main cave opening.

Second, it's not often I make a video address but when I do, I'm trying to scare the most powerful country on earth, okay? That means that while we're taping, do not ride your Razor scooter in the background. Just while we're taping. Thanks.

Third: food. I bought a box of Kellogs Corn Flakes recently, clearly wrote "Osama" on the front, and put it on the top shelf. Today, my goddamn Kellogs Corn Flakes were half gone. A little freakin consideration. That's all I'm saying.

Finally, we've heard that there may be Western soldiers in disguise trying to infiltrate our ranks. I want to set up patrols to look for them. First patrol will be Omar, Muhammed, Abdul, Randy, and Melvin.

Shahallah,
Osama