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CHI CHANG CHEN
LAINGHUANG THEIN
CHI KWA SIAU-CIE
WOHEN HAU NI THAZ
THAZ HAO OEI SIEN-SHENG


Popat ! Agar samj nahi aa raha ho
to padh kyon rahe ho....?


We live life highly programmed,dont we ............waiting for split participles and Dangling consonants

Anyone understand anything?

Rishi

Some aphorisms and perspectives on animals

I gave my cat a bath the other day. He just sat there. Actually, I think he enjoyed it. It wasn't very fun for me, though. The fur kind of stuck to my tongue.

I had been told that the training procedure with cats was difficult. It's not. Mine had me trained in two days.

I've never understood why Mom love cats. Cats are independent, they don't listen, they don't come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, and when they're home they like to be left alone and sleep. In other words, every quality that Mom hates in me, She loves in a cat.

No matter how much the cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.

For my perspectives on other animals

I don't kill flies but I like to mess with their minds. I hold them above globes. They freak out and yell, 'Whoa, I'm way too high!'

I believe A hen is only an egg's way of making another egg.

I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.

My perspective on Doomsday -
I wake up and look at the australian news channel then if everyone is only talking about beer brawls and murders then i go back to sleep because i Don't have to worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.

Have a great weekend