True love

This is a True, Touching Love Story That Happened in the Indo Pak (Border) Areas, this is the first time i'm writing something like this, i want all of you to know this story

Note: This story might bring tears in your eyes.

The Headman of A Big Tribe Had A Beautiful Daughter, Who Fell In Love with A Boy Who Was An Ordinary Poor Person. When The People Of The Tribe Came To Know About Their Love, They Did Not Like It At All, And So Began To Protest About It. Now It Happened That The Two Lovers Left Their Homes For A Happy Future. The People Of The Tribe Started Searching For The Two Lovers But They Could Not Find Them. At Last, They Accepted Their Love And Asked Them In A Newspaper To Come Back. The People Said that If U Both Come Back We Will Marry U, We Accept That U Loved Each Other Truly. So In This Way Their Love Won And The Age Old Attitide Of The Tribe Took A Beating. The Couple went to the city for Shopping For The Wedding. He Was Wearing A White Traditional Dress, And Was Crossing The Road When A Car Came And Hit Him And He Died On The Spot. The Girl Lost Her Senses. After A Long Time She Recovered And Accepted That Her Love Has Died.

One Night She Was Sleeping In Her Home With Her Family. Her Mother Had Dreamed In Which She Saw A Fairy. That Fairy Asked Her Mother To Wash The Blood Spots Of The Guy From Her Daughter's Clothes As Soon As Possible. But Her Mother Ignored the Dream. Next Night The Father Saw The Same Dream,He Also Ignored It. Then When The Girl Had The Same Dream The Next Night,She Woke Up And Told Her Mother About The Dream. Her Mother Asked Her To Wash The Clothes On Which There Were Blood Spots. She Washed the Spots But Some Remained. Next Night She Again Had The Same Dream She Again Washed The Spots But Some Still Remained. Next Night She Again Had The Same Dream And This Time That Fairy Gave Her Last Warning To Wash The Blood Spots, Else Something Terrible Will Happen. This Time The Girl tried Her Best To Wash The Spots, the Clothes were fading, But Some Spots Still Remained. In The Evening On Same Day When She Was Alone, Someone Knocked The Door, When She Opened The Door She Saw The Fairy At The Door. She Got Very Scared And Fainted. The Fairy Woke Her Up..., And Gave Her An Object. That Awe-Struck Girl Asked "What Is This..?, To Which The Fairy Replied









"Kaise Bhi Daag Ho, Jaise Bhi Daag Ho, Surf Excel Hai Na..." I KNOW WHAT U GUYS ARE FEELING NOW... Just imagine how i must be feeling now......

FLYING Punjabi ishtyle!!!

Punjab Airlines

Gud marning, Ladies and Gen'lemen. P'rajee te Behnjee. Sat Sri Akal.
On behalf of Captaan Balbir Singh 'Bobby', this is your Flight Supervisor Banta Singh "Bunty" welcoming to you on the P'njaab Airways flight no. 9211 (Nau Do Gyaraah) to Ludhiana.

We apalogize for the two-day delay in taking off, b'cause the sun was not shining brightly in the fog. And we are knowing the sun does not shine in the night. Landing in Ludhiana is not dafinite, but with good luck we can be landing d'rectly in your v'llage. P'njaab Airways has exc'llant record for safety.

In fact our safety standards are so high that even the fully trained tarrists and hijackers are afraid to fly with us. I am pleased to 'nounce that starting this year over 90% of our p'ssaingers have reached to their dest'nation. For the rest 10%, the P'njaab Airways staff has lots of experience for consoling the next-of-kin. Our Hostess Bubbly Kaur will be haippy to brief you on our out-of-court settlement policies.

If engines are too noisy, on p'ssainger request, we can turn them off for comfart, but your flight will become late and you may become the late also. For our religious p'ssaingers, we are the only airline who can help you to contact God at once. In case of sudden loss of cabin pressure, Holy Books will be quickly distributed.

We regret that today's in-flight movie will not be shown as we could not record it from the tallyvision due to power cut. But we will be flying right naxt to Air India, where their movie can be seen from the right side cabin windows. These windows have been opened for your viewing convenience. For p'ssaingers on left side, we have put binoculars under the seat. If AirIndia flight is again cancelled, then for your in-flight ent'tainment. our hostesses Bubbly Kaur & Cuckoo Kaur will do the Bhangra with flight stewards Pappu and Tappu. Oye, Balle Balle!!

Your in-flight Menu has a choice of Chicken Tikka Masala, Tandoori Fish, Dal makhani, unlimited P'ronthas and Lassi. There is a half charge for Red Label Whiskey served from Black Label bottles. Patiala pegs will be served only on Patiala flights. As per safety rules, smoking is not allowed on all P'njaab Airways flights over P'njaab. Any smoke you see in the cabin is only the early warning system on the engines. Please do read the 'structions on the Safety Card in seat pocket in your front side. It is not a hand fan.

The P'ssainger behind you must read the card in your backside. Life jackets are placed under your seats for emergency water landings on any of our 5 rivers. Do not use life jackets on the land. Kindly keep your seat in upright position for take-off & landing. Also do not use force. Broken seats will not be replaced and you will be tied to the floor during take off and landing. Please be seated first and then fasten your seatbelts.

Do not call for steward or airhostess for a glass of water when plane is taking off. We are about to take-off. We wish you a pleasant flight. For air sikness problems we have echo friendly jute bags in the sit pokets

Thank you once again for flying with P'njaab Airways Sat Sri Akal... Have a great day !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wisdom !!!!

A Wise man once said

"Back pains are like wives,
They never go away from your lives
They never stop nagging"

Now stop wondering how i know anything about wives

I'm just getting wiser

Rishi