baldness????

Hi we at the office got into a discussion on a colleague growing a beard for reasons better known to him that has triggered off some of my mischievous grey cells to activation. I'm taking to granted Rajan's sense of humor here

Once upon a time(read when I myself had lots of hair),i've started most of these, Now the tables will be turned hopefully in a few ears. Here's an Ode to my soon to be extinct hair.

Growing my beard to make up for receding hairline.

Once upon a time, your hair was on top of your head. Now, your head is on top of your hair.

Your hair must have slipped off your head, and now it's hanging on for dear life.

That solar panel you had installed up there is really fueling a growth below.

"The 'Hanging Gardens of Babble-on'"

I think soon i'll starting a beard too...hmmm

Or I'll be left with

More face to wash and less hair to comb

Rishi