Radically Honest - Compulsive Liar

Hi All,
 
I keep doing this  - surprise myself i mean,
Over the last few weeks i have displayed radical honesty that shocked even me,
but at the same time in my role as a boss and father - i have to make up lies and i deliver with a straight face
 
I am not proud of the fact that i can lie with a straight face - as straight as Jason Statham sometimes, it makes me sick in the gut especially when i have to lie to my son - 'cos of his unbelievable belief in me that i can do no wrong, but i have to do it compulsively to manage his behaviour which otherwise it pains me to say i am clueless how to! and my official work - well i am a marketeer - what do you expect. I would have made a great lawyer by some definitions..
 
So now I am this bundle of contradiction - A "Radically honest - Compulsive Liar"